did you know : dating is a myth, intimacy is a government-sponsored lie and kissing has been debunked as an urban legend. all those couples you’ve seen? they’re fucking with you, dude
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god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm
well guess what just fucking happened
her name is The Starship Enterprise and sometimes she forces me to become self aware without my permission
romantic tropes i adore
- sun and moon
- princess and knight
- death and the maiden
- two royals in a political marriage both invested in the good of their kingdom that develop feelings for each other
- one showing kindness and the other choosing to become kinder as well, as redemption
- two damaged, vulnerable people swearing to protect each other no matter what
- reincarnation, always
- as much angst as possible with a happy ending, non-negotiable.
- ancient morally neutral one swayed into love by young mortal upstart
- going on a fairytale quest to save the other
- turning into twin stars/flowers/hugging statues/etc even after dying
You know that this post comes from someone who fetishizes being 2 inches tall, right?
There’s an alternate answer
GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MANGA PLS
this has undoubtedly been said before by someone funnier than me but it tickles me that the monsters inc logo can just be used wholesale for the magnus institute no change necessary
“we scare because we absolutely do not care”
panic-volkushka